A wife comes downstairs with a bag in her hand. Her husband asks what is in the bag and she responds: “It’s full of used clothing I’d like to donate.”
“Why not just throw it away? That’s much easier,” the husband suggests.
She replies: “There are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.”
“Honey,” the husband says bravely. “I’d say that anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.”